Arienna

I'm on a never ending quest to get lower.

When an object (the enemy) with a high center of gravity meets an object (yo!) with a low center of gravity in roller derby, the one with the highest center of gravity loses almost every time. I have a huge advantage because I'm very short. I'm also hauling quite a bit of mass and all its inertia to the encounter. Basically, I am a concrete pillar and bitches bounce off of me! But some people are rude and get Unfairly Low.

I'm going to be one of those people ;)